What Is 1689COIN?
Short answer? A meme. A joke. A rebuke. A community.
At 1689 Ventures, experimentation is in our DNA—and 1689COIN is one of our boldest experiments yet.
Longer answer?
It’s a satirical token forged from the fires of crypto culture, Reformed theology, and millennial cynicism.
Named after the 1689 Second London Baptist Confession, $1689COIN is for those who believe that sola fide & sound doctrine matter more than Vibes.
What Is 1689COIN?
1689COIN is a meme coin, which means it currently has no practical use. It’s not tied to a product or service—yet. Think of it as a test, a conversation starter, and a small step into the fast-moving world of crypto.
As Marcus Pittman, owner of a renowned cigar lounge in Moscow, Idaho, puts it: “You need to be futuristic.” We couldn’t agree more. 1689COIN reflects our forward-thinking approach.
WHAT WE BELIEVE
Yes, a meme coin with a confessional statement.
$1689COIN is built on five pillars:
Sola Scriptura – Because God’s Word > whitepapers
Sola Fide – Faith alone. Not fiat. Not NFTs.
Sola Gratia – Even meme coins are under grace
Solus Christus – No messiah but Christ (not Elon, not Satoshi)
Soli Deo Gloria – To the glory of God… and the laughter of saints
What’s a Meme Coin, Anyway?
A meme coin is a type of digital currency whose value comes from community hype rather than function. It’s like art—maybe a Da Vinci masterpiece, maybe finger paint from grandma. Its worth depends on perception: if a coin catches on in a community, the price can surge. If interest fades, it can drop just as fast.
Why We Created 1689COIN
The launch of 1689COIN was a market experiment—especially to see if there was interest among Christians in crypto. The response was eye-opening. There’s genuine curiosity and enthusiasm for engagement.
Now, we’re moving to phase two. 1689COIN isn’t meant to be a get-rich-quick scheme. Our goal is to eventually give the coin real utility within the 1689 ecosystem—cigars, coffee, gear, content, and more. Once that happens, 1689COIN won’t just be speculative—it will be functional currency.
A Straight-Up Warning
Let’s be clear: meme coins are extremely volatile. The value of 1689COIN could drop to zero overnight.
Personally, I (Chance Summers) hold 282,183,838 1689COIN. I’m not selling—not because I expect to get rich quickly, but because I believe in the long-term vision.
Crypto moves fast. We’ve seen early pumps, sharp dips, and investor hesitation. It’s not for the faint of heart.
The honest truth:
Only invest what you’re willing to lose.
Don’t bet your rent or your family’s future.
This is a high-risk, speculative experiment.
Crypto Disclaimer
1689COIN is a meme cryptocurrency with no guaranteed value or utility. This is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice. Cryptocurrency is speculative and highly volatile. Value may increase, decrease, or drop to zero.
Only invest what you are willing to lose.
Consult a licensed financial advisor before investing.
1689COIN is not registered with any financial authority and should not be treated as a security.
100% meme-fueled 
Confessionally based, not vibes-based 
Inspired dead guys with beards 
More theology per byte than 95% of Twitter